Airthom's World

Aug 23

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” — Bill Watterson

Aug 19

“Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.” — Doris Mortman

Aug 18

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” — Emo Philips 

Aug 11

“To the complaint, ‘There are no people in these photographs,’ I respond, ‘There are always two people: the photographer and the viewer.” — Ansel Adams

Aug 09

“Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.” — Pythagoras

Aug 06

“Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.” — Josh Billings

Aug 05

“Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.” — Malayan Proverb

Aug 04

“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” — Milton Berle

Aug 02

Why men are never depressed…

Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures?

This is an evil email forward, but occasionally they are great… this is one of those cases.

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
• New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
• No wonder men are happier.

Share this with the women who can handle it and with the men who will enjoy reading it

Jul 31

The Contortionists.